Help me, flist: you're my only hope!

[saucy_dryad]

The ARCs of Megan Whalen Turner's A Conspiracy of Kings have hit the streets. I'm throwing pride to the wind and begging: if any of you so connected can procure a copy for me, I promise to do something very nice for you in return.

I'll bake you cookies. I'll cook dinner. Want a lesson in basic swordplay? Done. A free kickboxing class? No problem. A one-eyed kitty of adorableness? Well, I can give you face time with her.